Psst! Are you sure you weren't followed?
Honest Gus Grottnik here, speaking to you over the Internet, courtesy of the Brickstown Correctional Facility's server. As a part of my crusade to make the world a better place, I'll be editing this page in my spare time. (I'll have a great deal of spare time for the next 18 months, or so, due to an insignificant but unfortunate misunderstanding between me and the American Express Co.)